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We noticed that all the waiters in this New York restaurant carried two
spoons in their vest pocket. Naturally, we were curious. We asked a waiter
why.
'Sir, as a result of an efficiency study by the management, it was
determined that the most frequently dropped silverware item was a spoon.
Therefore, all the waiters carry two spoons so that the item can be
instantly replaced.'
As he was explaining that we noticed a string hanging out of the fly of his
pants. So, we asked about that.
'Sir, that's another efficiency study result. When we have to go to the
bathroom, we use the string to pull ourselves out and aim. Therefore, we do
not have to stop to wash our hands.'
We replied, 'I understand how you can get yourself out and aim, but how do
you get yourself back in.'
'Well,' replied the waiter, 'I don't know about the other guys, but I use
the two spoons!'